do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter
Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious
I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
my anaconda don’t wanna go to school
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
when u start liking the antagonist
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.
He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.
why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life
this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god