I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
literally what this website did to some of you
This is what I’m here for
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
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i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
"we’re having guests over come downstairs"
what has four letters and is very hard
This post got really deep really fast
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret