Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
do u ever just look at your hand
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
How did this comic even come about? It’s late at night and I just wanted to draw something before bed to prove that I am not a total loser. And yes I freaking cut and pasted Harry into that panel! Don’t judge my life choices!
I want a marriage like this.
When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”
to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
Happy 32nd Birthday Jared Padalecki.
"Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car." - Jared Padalecki
so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY